So I'm
reminding you, too. Don't laugh.... It is all true!
Perks
of reaching 50 Or being over 60 And heading towards 70 or beyond!
1..
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In
a hostage situation,
you
are likely to be released first.
3.. No
one expects you to run --
anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'5.. People no longer
view you as a hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.7.. Things you buy now will
never
wear out.
8. You
can eat supper at 4 PM.9..
You
can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.. You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12..
You quit trying to hold
your
stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You
sing along with elevator music.
14.. Your eyes won't get much worse..
15. Your
investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.. Your joints
are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your
secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18..
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19.
You can't remember who sent you this list.And you notice these are all in big
print for your convenience.
Forward
this to everyone You can remember Right now!
AND
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never,
NEVER, NEVER , Under any circumstances, Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
The same night!
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